I am the author of the previous post and specialise in random encounters with strangers. You must be a HUNTER... not the HUNTED!! try the plan for Valentine's Day and I assure you that not just this Valentine... even for the next few years, you'll be dateless on a Valentine's Day... ;)
RE:Utter B.S. (contd.)
by Budhadev Pi. Ci. on Feb 05, 2008 01:48 AM Permalink
well, Shashank, this piece written here isn't intended towards "humour"... if this is humour, it is slap-stick... this was intended to "help" people... far from it, it will land them in greater misery...
Girls and especially Indian girls are hardly as stupid to fall for this drama. There are 2 main drawbacks in this plan: 1) With earphones in your ear and with all the noise around, you will NOT be able to eavesdrop on your next table so clearly as to identify their names, interests, and single status.
2) Even if you have the above details, there is no guarantee that the same women who were present on Day 7 would visit it also on Day 8.
3) And even if the a few of the same women are present, firstly, it is not necessary that the same women would have overheard you bragging over the phone the previous evening. They could have missed it or they could just be new which means the entire drama must again be repeated.
4)Ok, for the sake of those "overtly optimistic" people believing in serendipity, let us assume that a few of the same women are present and they HAD overheard the conversation the previous evening. EVEN THEN, I can bet you a couple thousand bucks that an INDIAN girl would still NOT approach the guy, although she might believe his story. Because you MUST understand that "beautiful girls" whom you would target are NOT desperate like their male counterparts.
The solution to the problem is NOT the bragging part, no Mercedes, no eavesdropping is also required. The SECRET is to know HOW to approach the girl YOU like in the same cafe!! You are not Prince Harry or Prince William that gals will fall for you flat! YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE EFFORT which is not this way!!
RE:Utter B.S.
by Sindhu Shekharan on Feb 06, 2008 09:53 AM Permalink
I agree with shashank... just laugh it off...take a chill pill.. dont overreact ...
ssv bhai !! whatever u told us in ur article it may be quite workable.. but not for eveyr one.. i have a god physique sound salary and nice vehicle to drive but still not found any velntine.may be i m not so much phakalogist as u advised. hop e i could try again through your lesson.
It was one of the most cute articles I've ever read. I dont know if this works, but I think it certainly has got the twinge of humor in it. And not to forget about the killer ones like "First day of your attack" and "Not yet Ravi. I hope to find one soon. I am looking for a girl who is not after my fabulous wealth, God-like body and hard-to-top lovemaking skills%uFFFD" ... God-like-body and hard-to-top lovemaking skills ... Hahahahahahahahahaha ... mast hai yaar.
Anyway, I wish luck to the ppl who will follow this advice.
