My resolution for 2008 is that I am going to bring World Peace by resolving the Israel-Palestine and India-Pakistan disputes. For those of you who think that this is impossible, and that I will not be able to keep my resolution...I have just one thing to say to them--- What the heck! I haven't kept any of my previous new year resolutions...so why should I be unduly bothered about keeping this one! Atleast this time my intentions are noble and plans are grand
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush. Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy. Learn what the hell "resolution" means.
Spend more time watching TV / movies. Chat more over phone / Internet. Read less. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 kgs. Stop exercising. Waste of time. Start being superstitious. Spend more less time at work. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. Take up a new habit: Maybe more resting!
My motto in this new year would be : To avoid myself from running away or start farting at the very sight of my boss approaching. Rather I would decorate my place with used toilet tissues (camouflaged of course) so that he keeps me at bay. Hope this works for me. Cheers!!!
