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Why did the chicken cross the road? (cont....)
by vampiress on Jun 23, 2008 03:34 PM  Permalink 

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interwesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, forw the firwst time, the heart warming storwy of how it experienced a serwious case of mowlting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dweam of cwossing the woad.

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i have only one important question???
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 03:32 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

who is that frank???

how did he join our group????

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RE:i have only one important question???
by vampiress on Jun 23, 2008 03:38 PM  Permalink
that's frankenstein....and i think he's james bond's friend...an i'm telling u i doubt he's the culprit....

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RE:i have only one important question???
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 03:39 PM  Permalink
yes ..i also think ghose is innocent...

Frank was there whenever me & ghost fight with each other...

See his message in prev safe forum...

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RE:i have only one important question???
by vampiress on Jun 23, 2008 03:42 PM  Permalink
yeah..but sum1 cud be reporting msgs for abuse but not posting anything....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? (look at the answers some politicians gave)
by vampiress on Jun 23, 2008 03:31 PM  Permalink 

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN McCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the rest of the chickens.

more coming up....

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@ kalps & rani
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 03:30 PM  Permalink 

post 1 or 2 jokes in prev safe forum too..so that fakers dont doubt us

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bonjour
by vampiress on Jun 23, 2008 03:19 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

hi pp's...

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RE:bonjour
by vampiress on Jun 23, 2008 03:22 PM  Permalink
i'm sorry sir but i hav to go to a place called school...

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RE:bonjour
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 03:23 PM  Permalink
ha ha ...
is the previous safe forum is called your school???

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RE:bonjour
by vampiress on Jun 23, 2008 03:25 PM  Permalink
then wat do u mean by morning???
i was only @ the other one coz i didn't check my mails till about 15 mins ago...

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RE:bonjour
by Chandramuki on Jun 23, 2008 03:20 PM  Permalink
hi

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RE:bonjour
by aneesh on Jul 10, 2008 03:32 PM  Permalink
hiiiiiiiiiii, hw r u?


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HI
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 03:12 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Anyone here???

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RE:HI
by Chandramuki on Jun 23, 2008 03:16 PM  Permalink
mobile sari acha

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RE:HI
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 03:17 PM  Permalink
yes....

why this rani is still in previous forum?????

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RE:HI
by Chandramuki on Jun 23, 2008 03:20 PM  Permalink
send a mail to her

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Poll.........................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:25 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Is Sachin Tendulkar the best batsman ever......................

Is Sachin Tendulkar the greatest batsman ever?


Yes 9573 Votes 90%

No 817 Votes 7%

Can't say 204 Votes 1%


Total Votes : 10594


Thanks for taking this poll.



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RE:Poll.........................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:27 PM  Permalink
YES 9572 Votes 90 % (also including my vote)

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RE:Poll.........................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:28 PM  Permalink
SO ur truly Sachin Tendulkar fan in disguise of Rahul Dravid fan..................

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RE:Poll.........................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:29 PM  Permalink
Sachin is no 1
Dravid is no 2

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RE:Poll.........................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:29 PM  Permalink
Dravid is No.2 in Test Matches..............

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RE:RE:Poll.........................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:35 PM  Permalink
Yes, I think he can score 60 ODI hundred's.

But most important thing is India should win 2011 world cup....................

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RE:Poll.........................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:36 PM  Permalink
First target is "Asia Cup"

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RE:Poll.........................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:40 PM  Permalink
Asia Cup, HAHAHAHAHHAHA, Since Sachin Tendulkar is not playin, I dont think India can win.....................

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RE:RE:RE:Poll.........................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:35 PM  Permalink
That was meant for champak chowdhary...........

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RE:Poll.........................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:31 PM  Permalink
Agree with u !

Sachin is no. 1 batsman in the world i'll be happiest man if he score 50 ODI century

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poll
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:22 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Is Sachin Tendulkar the greatest batsman ever?


No 9572 Votes 92%

Yes 817 Votes 7%

Can't say 204 Votes 1%


Total Votes : 10593



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RE:poll
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 01:23 PM  Permalink
is this poll taken at water pool?????

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RE:poll
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:25 PM  Permalink
see above

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RE:poll
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:24 PM  Permalink
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ur talking opposite................

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RE:RE:poll
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:25 PM  Permalink
This is not a joke

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snail
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 01:16 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

has the worst strke rate in both test in odis...

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RE:snail
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:18 PM  Permalink
Dravid play for Country & sachin for his record!

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RE:snail
by aneesh on Jul 10, 2008 03:35 PM  Permalink
dravid?? u r jokin man..........dravid plays for making other people sleep.

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RE:snail
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 01:20 PM  Permalink
dravid plays for his opponent country..

sachin for his own country


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RE:snail
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:22 PM  Permalink
Yes Rahul Dravid played many times for oppnents.....................

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RE:snail
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:24 PM  Permalink
Sachin also play for oppnents

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RE:snail
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:19 PM  Permalink
Really, Wow what a Discovery.............

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RE:RE:snail
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:19 PM  Permalink
Thankx !

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RE:RE:snail
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:20 PM  Permalink
Sachin Tendulkar has won 56 MOM awards out of which India has won 51 matches and lost only 5 matches...................

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Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:06 PM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Sachin Tendulkar has scored 354 runs against Bangladesh in 10 matches at an average of 44.25 with 82* being highest score.

Sachin Tendulkar has scored 2730 runs against Australia in 60 matches with 8 hundred's and 14 50's at an average of 46.27 with 143 being highest score.

Which is more Important....................................

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 01:08 PM  Permalink
for sachin, scoring against Aus is important...

for dada, scoring against Bang is important...

for dravid & ashwani, none of the above......go chhochha & moooochhhaaaa

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:09 PM  Permalink
go chhochha & moooochhhaaaa -- meaning plz


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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 01:11 PM  Permalink
1 & 2

(with pants...without pants)

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:12 PM  Permalink
To some xtent ur right, But Rahul Dravid has better record than Saurav Ganguly...............................

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 01:14 PM  Permalink
correct though..there is no charm......



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RE:RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:15 PM  Permalink
Yes Rahul Dravid does not have the charm in ODI's, but he is gr8 in Test Matches...............

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 01:18 PM  Permalink
dravid plays for his opponent country..

sachin for his own country

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RE:RE:RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:17 PM  Permalink
Dravid play for Country & sachin for his record!



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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:19 PM  Permalink
Joke of the year 2008 by sachin

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:13 PM  Permalink
Both is test & ODi with better avg & strike rate

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:14 PM  Permalink
Better average ut not better strike rate.

Rahul Dravid's ODI strike rate is around 69...................

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by Champak Choudhary on Jun 23, 2008 01:16 PM  Permalink
Dravid ODI avg. is over 72 & dada have less than 71

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RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by The King on Jun 23, 2008 01:15 PM  Permalink
ha haha...when i am abt to type that...you have done it...

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RE:RE:Sachin Tenduylkar's record against Australia and Bangladesh in ODI's..............................
by SachinTheGreat on Jun 23, 2008 01:17 PM  Permalink
Ye I initially thought it was around 50........................

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