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Caught in wrong job...
by Vivek Gadhe on Mar 18, 2007 01:14 AM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Well I personally think Monster.com is right. Our team players are not in rite job

They should be engaged in following jobs

Rahul Dravid.. Should work for Cement Ambuja.. Virat compressive strength for wall
Sourabh Ganguly- he can play cricket but with nagma and co.
Yuvraj singh- A Playboy or a bouncer in a pub/disc
Dhoni- Should work in Milk dairy farm.
Sachin tendulkar%u2014Should play tennis with his elbow or teach cricket to his son
Ajit agarkar- he is good on paper so he should do any clerical job
Zaheer khan- What can u do with ur speed? Well u can always teach mumbaikars to catch local train at 9.00 from any western suburb especially from Malad
Karthick%u2014Good job offering for him. He should open a dance academy with Mithun da dance specials
Utappa%u2014Should sell idli and dosa on cycle out side Vashi station
Harbhajan singh- Should open a Beauty parlor giving techniques to grow long hairs
Munaf Patel%u2014Shold try in Hindi films as anti hero


I hope this will solve ur and our problems too

Rgds

Vivek Gadhe
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RE:Caught in wrong job...
by Ankita Gupta on Mar 18, 2007 01:18 AM  Permalink
a real good humour
good thinking vivek


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RE:Caught in wrong job...
by anonymous anonymous on Mar 18, 2007 01:16 AM  Permalink
broo.. ur being 2 good 2 dem..

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RE:Caught in wrong job...
by krish s on Mar 18, 2007 01:19 AM  Permalink
Good one!!!

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RE:Caught in wrong job...
by on Mar 18, 2007 01:16 AM  Permalink
hahahaha utappas job is the best :D

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Friendship
by aaaa ssss on Mar 18, 2007 01:14 AM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Have Faith In India... India Wins

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RE:Friendship
by adesh bhalla on Mar 18, 2007 01:15 AM  Permalink
kab?
don't forget this is INDIA

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RE:Friendship
by ravikiran pulavarthy on Mar 18, 2007 01:17 AM  Permalink
No way ..! i am expectin Bangla can easily win this match ..! after seein tere score ..!

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RE:Friendship
by Pulkit Gangwal on Mar 18, 2007 01:15 AM  Permalink
Abhi 30 min mai poora match india k haath mai hoga ..


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minnows wining wc
by rohit sundaresha on Mar 18, 2007 01:14 AM  Permalink  | Hide replies

seeing todays performance(INDIA&PAKISTAN) i think a team like IREALAND,BANGALADESH,BERMUDA,NETHERLANDS mightwin the world cup what say?


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RE:minnows wining wc
by Vivek Gadhe on Mar 18, 2007 01:15 AM  Permalink
Yes infact they are better than Team India...

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RE:minnows wining wc
by P ROHIT on Mar 18, 2007 01:16 AM  Permalink
no say


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go India go
by Tehseen Ali on Mar 18, 2007 01:13 AM  Permalink  | Hide replies

Common India don't loose it to Bangladesh.... We need to win this match.....

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RE:go India go
by kaushik goswami on Mar 18, 2007 01:14 AM  Permalink
forget

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shame to Indian Cricket Team
by Rajesh Parahsar on Mar 18, 2007 01:13 AM  Permalink  | Hide replies

As we are going to loose against Bangla Desh, our team should be booked to hell and Sehwag and Dravid must be seated in front line.

Rajesh Parashar, Lucknow

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RE:shame to Indian Cricket Team
by on Mar 18, 2007 01:19 AM  Permalink
Hello Lucknow..Sehwag right..what about Ganguly...never takes singles..no rotation in batting.
There are more than 10 young tendulkars and Ganguly's...and these 2 cannot even shoot the stumps straigh...Poor India selection

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RE:All indian players quit the match
by kaushik goswami on Mar 18, 2007 01:16 AM  Permalink
What about the greatest Cheater--"Greg Chappel"--the swaine?

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RE:RE:All indian players quit the match
by Too Much on Mar 18, 2007 01:19 AM  Permalink
you are right!!
Greg chappel deserves some BATA Chappals on his face... Instead of coaching cricket team... he should better look for preaching job in local church... get lost greg....

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RE:All indian players quit the match
by JaayDev on Mar 18, 2007 01:14 AM  Permalink
Although I did not like the word, cant stop agreeing with you

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RE:All indian players quit the match
by anonymous anonymous on Mar 18, 2007 01:13 AM  Permalink
hahahahahahahahhaha.. true true

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to BANGLADESH
by prakash prakash on Mar 18, 2007 01:13 AM  Permalink  | Hide replies

COME ON B'DESH U CAN DO... U CAN WIN...

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RE:to BANGLADESH
by DANIE on Mar 18, 2007 01:16 AM  Permalink
it ll be good if bangla wins.

indians and india can enjoy by seing a neighbour winning.

are we not that generous

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How to analyse a Pitch
by Dilip Manohar on Mar 18, 2007 01:12 AM  Permalink  | Hide replies

One beautiful SMS i was received on last month. Actually it was created for fun, now it is become true..
Congrats to the creator of that message.. I think it's nice to share with you guys...

The meaagse was:
Question : How to Analyse a cricket pitch if it is batting or bowling pitch???

Answer       : It is a bowling pitch when india is Batting!!!!!
       And It is batting pitch when india is bowling!!!


i think it Comes true..

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RE:How to analyse a Pitch
by JaayDev on Mar 18, 2007 01:16 AM  Permalink
This is True ever since we have started playing outside india. Today's performance only brings Shame on us ie Indians. Not the money hungry !@#$%

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RE:How to analyse a Pitch
by chaitu on Mar 18, 2007 02:10 AM  Permalink
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE:How to analyse a Pitch
by david manohar on Mar 18, 2007 01:15 AM  Permalink
Ha ha ha...

Its really true...

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RE:RE:How to analyse a Pitch
by Dilip Manohar on Mar 18, 2007 01:16 AM  Permalink
Both are Manohar's

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Sabash india
by Puneet Aneja on Mar 18, 2007 01:12 AM  Permalink 

sabash india aisa hi bakwas kelho.

hame tum se yahi umeed thi.



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RE:RE:Koi to kuchh karo!
by anonymous anonymous on Mar 18, 2007 01:14 AM  Permalink
or she can stick the bat up his ass..

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