BERMUDA WINS INDIA BY 10 WKTS AND 10 OVER TO SPARE On Analysis Our reporter have found following reasons 1. Sehwag wanted to live up to Dravid's support 2. Dravid do want miss his wife and Kid 3. Sachin wants to play 2011 WC 4. Dhoni does not want to soil his clothes 5. Chappel wants to experiment with Indian Money
Well I personally think Monster.com is right. Our team players are not in rite job
They should be engaged in following jobs
Rahul Dravid.. Should work for Cement Ambuja.. Virat compressive strength for wall Sourabh Ganguly- he can play cricket but with nagma and co. Yuvraj singh- A Playboy or a bouncer in a pub/disc Dhoni- Should work in Milk dairy farm. Sachin tendulkar%u2014Should play tennis with his elbow or teach cricket to his son Ajit agarkar- he is good on paper so he should do any clerical job Zaheer khan- What can u do with ur speed? Well u can always teach mumbaikars to catch local train at 9.00 from any western suburb especially from Malad Karthick%u2014Good job offering for him. He should open a dance academy with Mithun da dance specials Utappa%u2014Should sell idli and dosa on cycle out side Vashi station Harbhajan singh- Should open a Beauty parlor giving techniques to grow long hairs Munaf Patel%u2014Shold try in Hindi films as anti hero
dravid worst captain. throw sahwag out from team. make dada captain. sachin-ganguli opening pair is best. shame on these jokers. chullu bhar pani mein dub maro.
jo itni rat ko ankhe kharab kar rahe hai,,, ye to sale akar commentator ban jaenge, ad larlenge, bunglows fir b bana lenge, petrol pumps khol lenge, chiefn guest banenge.. GAN*U kahi k